you oughta be in pictures
1 ) today i went to court to challenge a speeding ticket i received. the ticket said i was going 76 in a 55. i told the prosecutor that i was more certainly not, and furthermore that the officer wrote "jetta" instead of "beetle" and obviously was not paying much attention. i won, and had to pay 15 dollars plus fees with no points taken off my license.

2 ) today i called a landlord, and the conversation went like this:

"hi. does your apartment have hardwood flooring?"
"yes. yes it does."
"wonderful. how many bedrooms?"
"three."
"perfect. how much a month?"
"695 for everything, including utilities."
"wow. amazing. let me run this by my fiancee and..."
"wait. you're not married?"
"no, i um..."
"sorry, this is unacceptable."
"i do appreciate your concern, sir, however i have been with my fiancee for five years and we have a son. i assure you you have nothing to worry about."
"i have rented to unmarried couples before and all it does is create problems. sorry, this is unnacceptable." *click*

so...i did what the logical person would have. i went and bought chadwick a chicken sandwich in return for him calling up the guy, pretending to be someone interested with a fiancee, then reaming him for being such a discriminative old codger.

3 ) mr cleberg during acting class (during screen testing) said that i have such a "lovely, photogenic face. you really need to be in my movies."  ohhh lovely. i'd much rather take screen acting over play acting anyday.

4 ) i told my boss id buy the company's shitty scratched up blackberry for $20 bucks. here's hoping kid, there's no way id actually pay $299 for that thing. it has scratches all over it where a toddler has used it for a chew toy, but i dont care. i just want a magic text machine.

i give today a perfect 5.